Good Little Labbits

Remember bucks and does...good little labbits get candy and presents from Kris Kringlor.

Bad labbits...bad labbits get crap for Christmas.

Poor Clover doesn't want to clean up this crap. So be good for goodness' sake!

Happy St. Patrick's Day

It's a good day to be green.

Year of the Snake Sillinesssss

Gung Hay Fat Choy! Happy New Year! Welcome, Year of the Snake. The labbits are celebrating with a snakey conga line.

Labbitsssssssssssssssssssss.

Warren and Pipsqueak watched Alien last night, which inspired this not-so-scary photo. Nice try, guysssss.

How are you celebrating the Lunar New Year? Hopefully with yummy things to eat. Here are some recipes to try, courtesy of Chef Jimmy and the labbits:

Hong Kong Egg Tarts

Sweet Potato and Shiitake Mushroom Wontons

Vegetarian Stuffed Bao

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

It's the Year of the Labbit's 300th post!!11!!!one!! CRAZY RITE? So, what better way to celebrate than with a family portrait. Since most family portraits are lame and boring, the labbits decided to get in costume for Halloween, the best holiday of them all.

Okay, so, not all the labbits participated. Some of them, like the Easter Labbit, and the 1.5" Christmas labbits are already celebrating in their own, untimely holiday style. There's one last 1.5"er in there, and he's in full combat dress and would like to stay that way, thank you very much. Sooo, there's that.

Why don't we focus on the non-party poopers and take a closer look at the labbit costumes? Yeah!

Here's Chief Labbit Warren, in full Labbit Von Droog glory. He prefers his moloko vellocet to be almond milk. And drug free. ;)

Ted de Coste in a nod to Groucho Marx.

Clover does her best Dr. Frank-N-Furter. She wishes she had a wig, but you work with what you've got.

Clover had to twist Captain Holly's ears to get him to dress up for Halloween. He finally gave in to a costume, and went with his biggest fear. Babies.

Captain Holly requested a photo of his swaddled baby butt.

Patrick felt he had to be a cowboy, naturally.

Pipkin opted for the majestic, elusive jackalabbit.

The mini plushies got together and did a group costume. The most colorful of the labbits, they worked with what Kozik gave 'em and used their colors to their advantage and became the Angry Birds.

How did you dress up for Halloween? Did you get lots of candy? No doubt the labbits are going to be eating a lot of candy in the next few days...if it lasts that long. The labbits wish you all a wonderful Halloween!

Pantry Raid!

Zim Mau5 makes an attempt to raid the pantry. He can't help it, it's in his mau5ie nature. Instead of finding boxes to nom apart, he's met with heightened security: Captain Holly, Goldie and Sno are guarding the goods and Clover has been busy putting the dried beans, grains and rice into tough, bite proof containers. Zim's a little embarrassed by his behaviour but the labbits go easy on him. They want to share all that they have, but they don't want their boxes chewed through. Clover and Pipkin compromise, giving Zim a small box of raisins and telling him he can chew to his heart's content - as long as he uses the bits of chewed up box in his nest or puts them in the recycling bin. Reduce, reuse, recycle. That's how the labbits like it.

Fridge Raid!

Theodore warned Clover that Captain Holly would be a bad influence, but you know young labbit does. They always like the bad buck. So it's no surprise that Clover went along with Captain Holly and his owsla as they raided the fridge for flayrah.  They better not get caught! At least Holly's owsla is on the lookout. Most of them, anyway.

In case you haven't read Richard Adams' Watership Down (and by the way, go read it!) here are some handy words in lapine, the labbit language:
Owsla: A group of strong rabbits second year or older surrounding the chief rabbit.
flayrah: Unusually good food, such as lettuce, carrots, etc.

Can't Talk Now. Boss Fight.

Captain Holly and his right-paw labbit Goldie, pay homage to the infamous boss fightin' bunny from icanhascheezburger.com. 

Little Labbits Can Be Mean

Poor Theodore De Coste! Yesterday's briefing from Captain Holly didn't prepare this happy labbit for these little sh*ts. The five labbitlings lured Teddy into the salad spinner with a banana, then taunted him mercilessly while spinning him around. They might be small, but they sure are mean. Except for that one with the carrot nose. He...really never knows what's going on...

Corpsman Labbit Gives You Sh*t

Tough-as-vinyl Corpsman Labbit Captain Holly might be from the concrete jungles of New York City, but he knows these soft Happy Labbits don't know sh*t about their enemy's sh*t, and the labbit has a thousand enemies. That's a lot of sh*t to know.

Thanks to Lynn Levine and Martha Mitchell's Mammal Tracks and Scat: Life-Size Tracking Guide, he can train the labbits to identify enemy prints and scat, and track the movements of the Stinking Thousand.